all hayley's emptiness

Fun E

• hayley: I'm not sure who trolled who
• You: hi! who are you?
• Stranger: ı am a gay
• Stranger: whose asshole is very very big
• Stranger: do you believe?
• You: I have a powerdrill right here if you're interested.
• You: bzzt, bzzt
• Stranger: fuck yourself
• Emi: HAHAHA
• that's awesome!!!!!!!
• hayley: I wonder if he was being serious...
• Emi: i honestly cant tell.
• you are so fucking fun E.
• bzzt bzzt
• hahahahaha
• hayley: what are you talking about?! I am TOTALLY not having sex with Fun E.
• I don't even know Fun E.
• is he from korea?
• Emi: hahahahha
• actually Fun E is vietnamese..
• and i know that you've been banging him for like the past two months.
• hayley: ...
• I just love his spring roll.
• back off, serna.
• Emi: he told me about that..
• well i've been doing him SANS POWERDRILL for the past week.
• (i think he's moving on, babe)
• sorry to break the news to you..
• : /
• hayley: oh really?
• because he told me you smelled like soup that has been in the fridge too long.
• and that he was going to take me to Hanoi to meet his parents.
• Emi: nope.
• he told me that he's sending you on a plane there alone so that he and i can escape you.
• (he also said that you don't give good head.. sorry..)
• hayley: well he said you were a snarky ho because you snowballed him.
• and he just did you that one time because he had too much sherry at the christmas party.
• Emi: hahaa
• you didn't even know what that WAS until today..
• you know every day when he says he's at tae kwon do?
• he hasn't even ever made it inside the tae kwon do building
• (although he always seems to make it to the parking lot..)
• mmhhmm.
• that's how he's spending his afternoons.
• in teh backseat.
• hayley: tied up by you, crazy sadist.
• he told me he's getting a restraining order.