all hayley's emptiness

cheese.

• David: Such is life.
• hayley: C'est la vie.
• C'est la brie.
• hahah
• funny.
• David: Mmm, cheese.
• hayley: mmm cheese
• ewww brie.
• David: I concur.
• hayley: mozzarella is my favorite
• that or super sharp cheddar.
• David: I agree on the deliciousness of those two cheeses.
• And American.
• hayley: ewwieeee!
• so processed!
• so yellow!
• so not-actually-cheesy!
• David: I enjoy it.
• So BACK OFF, VANDERJAGT!
• hayley: }:O
• american cheese
• is like
• if two slices of cheddar cheese had an illicit in-fridge romance, but then someone jerked open the door on them, and mama cheese had a heart attack and rolled of the fridge ledge, and barely survived, but still managed to have a child.
• but that child had been bumped on it's head and was so messed up, it wasn't even cheddar.
• it was... american.
• David: Either you prepared that beforehand,
• Or you are legitimately insane.
• hayley: if I had prepared beforehand
• my grammar would have been better.
• *rolled off the fridge ledge
• David: Legitimately insane.
• hayley: *bumped on its head
• David: You crazy girl.
• hayley: someone untied my straightjacket :[
• David: I can't thank them enough for doing so. :)
• hayley: haha aww
• this chat is win.